There are lots of reasons we love watches. Here are the top 5.
1. They’re less dangerous than other drugs. I mean, you could backhand someone and really hurt him, but…
2. They make you look classy. It’s a nice piece of jewelry that you can wear all the time. What’s not to love?
3. You always know the time. Sure cellphones have the time. But what if your cell phone dies? What then? You’re going to have to ask around on the streets, “Excuse me, sir, can you tell me what time it is?” only to be discouraged by angry mumblings until you eventually find a sweet old lady who has the time and will only give it to you if you listen to the story of the birth of her ninth grandchild. Is it worth it?
4. They add to your stylin’. Members of the opposite sex always notice the details in what you’re wearing. If you have a nice watch, they won’t soon forget.
5. There are so many different kinds. You can find a watch that matches your personality or lifestyle. And when you grow out of it, move on to a new one.
There you have it folks. What reason do you have not to become a watch addict?